bed time story for an insomniac

once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who lived in a far away dungeon. she loved ice fishing and margaritas and she had a nice rack.

and the little gnome-toe named lefty seemed to be dead, but at the last moment he came back to life and smacked his bitch up.

and sometimes i confuse my dreams with reality.

particularly when i have been up for more than 24 hours. i haven't really done this since i took alli to beth's for breakfast when she was in the video series.